From Desk of: Mr.Senoreta Balmond
Tel: +44-704-571-7101
Attn: My Dear Friend,
I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach in starting a relationship and this might come to you as a Strange/surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unseriousness could come into your mind; but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.
I request for your quick help in this {DEAL} that will benefit both of us without any risk Involved either now or later. I am Mr.Senoreta Balmond 53 years of age from London and a Chief Auditor in the International Remittance Department of the above bank in London-UK.
I have an amount in Excess of Three Hundred & Eighty Four Million Pounds (£384,000.000.00) only, which has been lying, in our suspense escrow account for safekeeping. For over 3 years plus now unclaimed belonging to a "dead customer" Mr John Paul Getty from United States of America who died on Apr. 17, 2003 after a brief illness in London Hospital, It is only me and 2 other top Management staff knows about the money and if the money reaches 5 years, it will go to the bank vault with the {central bank of United Kingdom} as "UNCLAIMED FUND".
All I need from you now is to present you to the Bank Management as the next of kin to the dead man and have the bank pay you this money as your late Uncle's money which he left in our bank since you are a foreigner like him. We will be having a top management meeting in 5days time from now, hence you need to write me back soon or call me so that I can tell you what to do fast. So, Please if you are interested, kindly get back to me as quickly as possible to enable me make all the necessary arrangement towards how to present you to the bank as "truly next of kin" to the late man. It does not matter if you are from America or not.
I will try to secure Documentations to back your claims and also as an insider, all the documents that the bank may require as proof from you, will be arranged from here.
After the claim of this money by you through our help, you will take 40% of the Total Sum and keep the rest for us in an Account I will forward to you later after the deal is done.
Please always write to me on my private email address for effective communication b/w us.
Thanks for your understanding.
Hoping to hear from you soon.
Regards,
Tel: +44-704-571-7101
Mr. Senoreta Balmond
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